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Lazy Fuck Syndrome, may be linked to excessive usage of marijuana and other caniboids
I Don't Wanna do my homework, let's smoke up
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Asperger's syndrome is a neurological condition and developmental disorder categorized as an autism spectrum disorder. Symptoms of Asperger's syndrome, or AS, often manifest themselves as forms and examples of social ineptitude, such as: naivete; mild-ish difficulty communicating and expressing ideas, especially a.) to another person in person and/or b.) through the spoken word (this one is especially from personal experience); mild to *moderately* severe difficulty making eye contact due to the eyes showing a lot of emotion and telling exactly what the other person is feeling or thinking because our brains don't work that way; narrow-mindedness, to a certain degree; etc.
However, individuals with AS, frequently referred to as 'Aspies', often - not always, but often - have an IQ ranging from average to considerably high. "Symptoms" and advantages of such a high IQ resulting from AS include: a fascination with - almost obsession over - a specific topic (examples: Greek and/or Roman mythology/mythologies, dystopian science fiction, a specific period in history); very large vocabularies filled with sophisticated and sometimes kinda complicated words; knowing almost everything there is to know about their topic; being the most likely to succeed in all the nerdy careers so that everyone else can get to being superstars and supermodels and pop stars and other social icons that almost every neurologically typical teen idolizes; etc.
If the only people in the world were incredibly social, non-nerd/non-geek, not-even-really-fully-wanting-to-and-definitely-not-caring-about-learning-enough-to-get-into-college-to-get-a-science-or-law-or-something-like-that-degree-to-become-a-teacher-or-science-or-lawyer-or-something neurotypical, we wouldn't have any more new iPads or iPods or iPhones or anything like that, and no new social media sites or apps or good books to read.
Aren't you glad there are nerds and geeks and people with Asperger's syndrome to make Apple products and apps and social media stuff?
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A syndrome often accumulated by lack of self confidence, love for the black race. This love is unconditional, so unconditional, you masturbate to black porn and don't admit to these doing so's. Also see, Jungle Fever .
Yo we checked that foo's computa' and he had dem' black porn all ova' dem' place. We as't him wha', and he was all like "I don't know what your talking about guys, so don't even bother me about it. Okay, don't even bother me about it."
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Sudden inexplicable stupidity. Some theorize a result of falling off bales of hay repeatedly.
There is no known cure. The only humane option is euthanasia via metal baseball bat beating.
Dar Webbous, suffering from Brad Syndrome, was fine yesterday, but today she has no idea where she is, how she got here, and evidently does not know how to dress or bathe herself anymore.
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Completely and totally falling in love with someone who will never love you back, and not being able to get them out of your mind.
Oh my God, Wyatt has been so depressed lately, he won't stop talking about her, I feel so bad for him, she's rejected him 3 times, poor guy probably has Shiverdecker Syndrome.
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Genetic disorder presented in a set of abnormal facial characteristics including; a pale white complexion, a bulbous red nose, red coloration around the lips, and a pair of stripes of varying color painted vertically over ones eyelids. Mild to severe mental humerosity is an additional effect of "clowns".
Bob: i dont like people wit Clown Syndrome.
Jill: well your going to have to get used to it because they're here to stay.
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Abbreviated as "SNS", Snapchat Syndrome is the spontaneous making of horrid faces due to overuse of the app Snapchat and making said faces. Prevalent in white girl culture, and so far has no cure aside from iPhone quarantine for 6-8 months.
"Hey, if I make ugly faces when you're talking to me, don't take it personally, I have Snapchat Syndrome."
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