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chronic masturbation, its pretty hardcore.
"hi bacon, whats up?"
"not much...."
"you hit your hard a lot"
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When the crap has hit the fan or something unfortunate has happened.
Knockers Jane crashed her convertible last week. Cook is hard bite, eh.
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The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.
"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."
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Butt fucking in doggy style position.
When being intimate with a woman who is bent over, your hitting her "HIGH" hole with your "HARD ONE". Therefore your giving her the High Hard One
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Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Riveria's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Riveria's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.
-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"
-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.
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Someone who tries so hard to be cool, that it's extremely noticeable which makes them automatically not cool.
That girl trying to hang out with Pams is such a sweaty try hard.
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Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2. Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:
Your Grandparents - 1
Your Dad - 2.5
Newfag - 4
Oldfag - 5
Auschwitz Survivor - 8
Infant Rapist - 9
The Antichrist - 10