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Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"
Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
when someone sticks the ass up another ass with a pickle inbetween while a black guy Is is giving head to each while you at 5 guys and on the stove
the act of eating a dog with a fork that you pulled out of you ass
jack did a dirty jackson when he got home from bullying people on the bus
The act of shaving your girlfriend’s bsf’s pubes, then supergluing them to your mustache. After doing so, you rub the juiciest cum on your new mustache.
I miss my mustache so I did a Dirty Jackson.
When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal
Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.
an amazing person with a beautiful soul. but not to be messed with or you will die!! he is smart and loyal and hot af!!!
Micah Jackson is a goat!!