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a guy who doesnt shut the fuck about breaking bad
matthew:breaking bad is a good show
random guy: well your not wrong
A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.
"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"
Matthew is the type of person who will always be at your side no matter what. He has a heart of gold and is the sweetest guy you've ever met. Matthew might not be the smartest or the wittiest but he is the most patient man you''ll ever meet with amazing surprises up his sleeve. He's modest, and fun to be around and can be the most extroverted or introverted person you'll meet, just depends on the people he's around with. Matthew is the type of person you should never let go of, amazing overall :)
-Dude did you see that guy standing there with a group of people?
- yeah, hes totally a Matthew
Epicc GAMER WHO pLAYS foRTNITE EVERY day
Matthew is very EpIc
Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!