Random
Source Code
Random
Getting oral pleasure(head) while driving down the road.
You want me to give you a mobile mouth hug while you drive me home?
when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass
yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf
You should ask your friends to do this.
One of two things will happen.
They will either be uncomfortable or they will start pulling their pants down.
If they do indeed start stripping. RUN.
"MOM HELP MY FRIEND JUST TOOK A PISS IN MY MOUTH.
You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream
*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”
If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.
Samuel said, "Seeya at five," but only held up two fingers because he has hand-mouth dyslexia.
when you're generally hungry as hell, usually after a long night of drinking
Man I was out partying all night and woke up kicking the wolf in the mouth