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To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.
John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn
Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep
I can't...
Hym "Why can't we sleep? Iam... IAM!"
Iam "Hmm? Oh, right... I'm like a whole other guy over here- Um... I donno. Energy drinks?"
Hym "That was HOURS ago! I can't think when I'm trying to think! I can't STOP thinking when I'm trying to stop! And the harmonica from the YouTube shorts is stuck in my head! BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEEEEBOOBEEEBOOOOBEEBOOBEEBEEEEEEEBEEBOO-"
Iam š "Ack! Stop yelling harmonica noises!"
Hym "Do you not hear that in the back of our mind!? BEEBOOBEE-"
Iam "YES! YELLING IT ISN'T HELPING! Oh man... This... Just try watching Asmr again..."
Hym "That's how I got distracted by the harmonica guy!"
Iam *sigh*
Hym "He won't get me a second time!"
Iam "I can't even......."
Hym "Wait! I have to find a video to sleep to!"
Iam "Ugh this... Is why we can't sleep..."
A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.
I canāt wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.
Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday
a mother: ācome on little Johnny, you need your sleepā
Little Johnny: āget the fuck out of my room Iām playing Minecraft!ā
theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics
āsleep? Newton said it was impossibleā ā a random organism
Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping
Boy : do you like sleeping?
Girl : Yeah!!
Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!
Something Waffle is not allowed to have for some great unknown reason.
Waffle don't need no damn sleep