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Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?
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If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet
Must never put a sock in a toaster.
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When someone is so awesome the only thing close to accurately describing their amount of greatness is your sudden lack of socks, bro.
"You really helped me out on that test; now im gonna rock your socks off in return."
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Bloody orange sock comes from the Latin term orange sock and red sock... red sock being the act of anal penetration till bleeding and orange sock is the act of rubbing a orange on a pink/red sock. But bloody orange sock is when you analy rape a small women/man and the pink sock comes out, and you just keep raping until the point of bleeding... then you take a spoiled orange and rub it on the now “red sock” to turn it into a “bloody orange sock”.
Man she said no to that sex so I gave her a bloody orange sock.
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Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.
Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.
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violent and energetic, concussive
He can't get enough of the rock 'em, sock 'em action of a monster truck rally.
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On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.
Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year
Happy National Cum Sock Day.
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