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Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish
Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.
In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank
A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.
You just a " Wank Stamp "
Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking