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1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.
That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.
An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.
I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.
You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.
Person A: look at that Comfort tree
Person B: nice Comfort tree
Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.
"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"
To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.
me and my friends went tree-loving last night.
A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.
Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"