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when you get hurt anywhere other than your pinkie toe
*gets punched in the face* ow my pinkie toe
When your dad has a penis for a toe and he chops it off with rusty spoon
Dad:look at my toe
Son:WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIGGER DADDY TOE FOR YOU
Beans that belong to Billy Corgan.
Person one: Y'know.. You kinda remind me of some Billy Corgan Toe Beans.
Person two: That's so friendly.
when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner
friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
Eat your toe day is when you eat your toes on august 22nd
“Oh! It’s august 22nd, I have to eat my toes!!”
he is a man with very large arm muscles. he gets a whole lota lady with em'
look at "big guns toe-bro" score that chick with his arms
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