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Sad Turd Day

A day at the weekend where you are feeling sad and down about life in general.

Bobby looks like he’s having a Sad Turd Day

by LifeH4sNoMe4ning July 21, 2021

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


White tip turd

the turd a homosexual takes after a night of anal thrashing.

That homo left a white tip turd and never flushed!

by Hankfrum Utah August 3, 2008

19πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

by RatchetBoo August 5, 2003

49πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.

Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now

by scandiachick1234 November 6, 2009

35πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


gold-painted turd

Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.

As for the TV show "Grey's Anatomy", what a gold-painted turd.

by RDS May 11, 2006

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Turd Burglar

someone who stinks and has always got snoton their clothes. Example stinks

You are a turd burglar

by gaylord March 23, 2005

6πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


turd that won't flush

1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.

Telemarketers are turds that won't flush.

by Cannibus Indica April 13, 2004

76πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž