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When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape
With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.
When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum
I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener
Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks
When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.
John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.
Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife
Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'
When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock
A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider