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To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.
Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"
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Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.
as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse
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Not knowing what to say but still wanting to be apart of the conversation
"Wow, I mean like I guess I can come over"
"I mean like I wish I could"
"I mean like guess I'll die"
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BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.
Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is
We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG
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A large booty. From dump truck: a vehicle with a large area for hauling things. It's just the woman-car metaphor with another twist. see junk in the trunk, badonkadonk
That girl got dumps like a truck, yo!
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Pwned like a newb, totally annihilated like a beginner, etc.
Used in referring to kicking newbie ass in online games such as Warcraft.
I just ganked your n00b ass.
You suck. You got ganked like a n00b.
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A way of describing giving oral sex to a male.
Hey babes, why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
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