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A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.
Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”
finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting
“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”
a chocolate bar containing marijuana and alcohol
i listened to Drake's song and enjoyed it more with a Drake Bar.
Griffin Bars is a Canadian/American rap artist based out of Northern Illinois.
Griffin Bars is a Canadian/American rap artist based out of Northern Illinois.
Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home
Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.
-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
To have something covered. To take care of business. To have everything under wraps.
Complete.
No need for alarm.
"You need help moving? Your dad needs a kidney? Your girlfriend needs to be picked up at the airport? I got all this, bro. Comp the bar!"
"Hey, buddy. I didn't mean to spill that beer on you. It's all good. Comp the bar, man... comp the bar."
After getting laid: "Comp the bar!"