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If you took a shit and already washed your handbut then notice, that you need to pee and have to do all the same things again.
" I came as fast I can, but i had an toilet anomaly"
what you get after eating at taco bell
argh, I got the toilet rage! better get on the throne.
Someone who can’t stay off the toilet
Hey man, I was toilet-ridden from that delicious meal I ate with my dad last nightđź’©
Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.
a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler
charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing
charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day
When the log has gone behind the bowel but its not flushed so it turns the water in a dark reddish brown so when you look down in the bowl it looks like a sunset.
Oh my word, who didn't flush, looks like a toilet sunset now.
How things turn out to be or come to be.
Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.