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A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
McGrath is a toilet monkey
When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂
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Three Toilet paper emojis…
You thought!
When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.
My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.
When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.
Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.