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A young gay male who is attractive but has bear qualities, i.e. hairy chest but is well groomed or shaved.
All the gummy bears go to The Round Up on Fridays
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when a guy is preforming anal intercourse and when he pulls out his wiener a poop nugget falls out (resembling after birth).
lisa has beared a child many a time.
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DickHead1: you're a wizard harry
Dickhead2: No I'm not ill shove my bear cock in your ass in split you in two
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The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD
Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!
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To shit a lot of berries and salmon
Bear shit was coming out of my ass all night after that party.
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a fat posh lad, who eats too much and has eyes bigger than pies lmao! But fancies the really pretty girls!
Oh my GOd he like Pooh bear or somethink! hes always eating and talks in that really annoying voice *cringe* he really likes Becky yer know? lmao, she wants his head on a stick!
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He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.
Kid 1 - I'm so hungry today I could eat a cow!
Kid 2 - Whoa there, Teddy Bear! Calm down!
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