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An exercise in hardcore masochism.
AP Physics C is an incredibly fucking boring class.
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chick/dick ratio
the number of girls divided by the number guys in party/outing/group
guys like it more than one.
guy A: Dude do u wanna go hiking tomorrow, a group of friends from work are going.
guy B: what's the c/d ratio?
guy A: more than one
guy B: I'm there!
When you are sliding out a nice dookie log while simultaneously sipping on a fresh cold Coke Zero.
Man 1: "Hey! Hows it goin!"
Man 2: "I am in the middle of the best Easy C-Z right now. Life is good!"
Man 1: "God I wish I took normal poops and had access to fresh cold Coke Zero!"
an abbreviation for the phrase "taking care of business," a motto adopted by Elvis after his wife left him and while his career was hitting a low. It appears on an emblem he created: the letters t, c, and b are arranged vertically in front of a lightning bolt. cf. Elvis's tombstone at his home in Memphis
"Now I'm T. C. B., mm-hm," the King said, looking into the mirror as he zipped up his brand new, white leather jump suit. "Mm-hm, taking care of business," he said, as he ran his fingertips along the multicolored sequins arranged like a firebird down the chest of the suit.
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muscleage; extremely strong. (sexinessosity)
Dat nigga got c boy muss ova der.
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Typically someone who is famous yet few can understand why. They are a perfect example of the "famous for being famous" paradox. Many of these people had a reason at one stage to be famous but memory of this has long since faded. In older days, the c-list was typically populated by people such as Jordan and Paris Hilton. Now with the reality television explosion, the list has grown.
C-list celebrities have difficult understand that they are really not that famous. This leads to amusing incidents where a c-list, on being told that they can't order the Pizza Hut buffet after 5pm will become angry and ask "Do you know who I am"?
A c-list doesn't need any kind of skills other than being a shameless self-publicist. Jade Goody is a good example. Although she quickly developed a reputation for being utterly thick during her stint on Big Brother, this did not stop her from carving out a career as a c-list.
Ultimately pointless. The modern day equivalent of the Roman idea of giving the people bread and circuses.
June: Have you seen the latest Hello magazine, Jordan is on the front page again. More revelations about that poor bastard of a kid she has.
Sarah: She's a c-list celebrity, she'll do anything to make sure her face is in the magazines, even if that means exploiting a child.
June: What exactly does Jordan do?
Sarah: No-one knows but she must be good at something. No-one can be this famous yet appear to have no useful abilities?
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