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This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.
After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.
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An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.
Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."
That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).
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A game were theres toxic racist 9 year olds that sit around on there fat asses with a riot shields and fucking 725s camping in corners
Jimmy got raped by a 725 in call of duty modern warfare
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The ending of teen pregnancy.
Elise, no wonder you never wanna come over, you are always playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!
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When someone calls or texts you anywhere after 1 AM so they can participate in sexual activities to satisfy they're most likely drunken needs. Mostly done by guys but occasional girls do it too. A lot of times the person being called up has feelings for the other, so they give into temptation and their feeling grow stronger. Meanwhile, the bootycaller moves onto the next one.
Megan: OH MY GOSH!!, he just texted me and said he want to hang out for a bit!
Adriana: Dude, it's 1 AM
Megan: So.....?
Adriana: So..... That's in the booty call time frame , he just wants to smash in the back seat of his car and then forget about you! Don't be stupid.
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When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.
My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin
The end of the intelligent world as we know it. May also be used as an effective method of birth control.
Jim doesn't have time for sex, he just hit level 36 on Call of Duty: Black Ops.
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