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Christian le

That tan kid

Person 1: whos Christian le?
Person 2: you mean the tan kid?

by Mactoid May 12, 2022


Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded January 8, 2018


christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer

damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”

by christian..rizznaldo December 8, 2022


Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 9, 2021


christian gonzales

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece

Hi i am christian gonzales i a battyman

by kai kamara March 8, 2022


Talking Christian

To state something as fact, that you just made up. Or to convince someone of something you don't actually believe yourself.

Does he actually believe that, or is he just talking Christian. Susan said she was going to pay me back, but it's obvious she was just Talking Christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021


Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."

Tude Christians can be damn rude.

by respectistheanswer April 4, 2018