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"Look at that meat cow over there!"
"Yeah, her name is Chloe."
When every udder releases a different flavour of shake...
Strawberry, vanilla, banana, and Oreo.... You don't know which to get under first.
HOLY COW.. It's a rainbow cow, I need me some Oreo shake fresh from the udder.
1) A Bae-Cow is a very big honor to call your girlfriend. By calling her "Bae-Cow" , making cow jokes about her and saying the word/sound "moo" very loudly in any word you say you are actually showing your affection in the greatest way possible.
2) Type of Onion
Boyfriend: "I think it's time to milk my Bae-Cow."
Girlfriend: "Moooo"
A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
The waste product of bovine animal species.
The cow just pooped some cow dung on my toy!
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one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.
cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!