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On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse. Go get them.
"Hey...I really like you.. and it's National Kiss Your Crush Day....*kisses passionately*
On this day January 12 you should walk up to your crush and kiss them anywhere
This is national kiss your crush day January 12
On October 21st you must kiss your crush!
You:hey can i kiss you
Crush:why
You:it’s national kiss your crush day
Crush:okay
*kisses*
A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.
"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"
a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
Doing something exceedingly cool.
The act of being awesome.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!