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Politics within the office or group
here I am fed up with fire fighting
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1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade
See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
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Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...
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Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
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1) A term used when rap or hip hop artists is thinking they are awsome. Usually after they sing really fast and makes sense.
2) Used on the Dave Chappelle Showwhere Chappelle makes fun of the MTV show Making the Band where Chappelle is supposed to be singing a song but just rambles on yet says he spits hot fire. Wyclef walks up to him and asks him if he is really going to sing. Chappelle then chokes Wyclef.
1) Rick: Wow Sean Paul that song was amazing.
Sean Paul: YamahnunoIspithotfire.
2) Cappelle: Rattata-Ratttataha-Rattahtatta. I SPIT HOT FIRE!
Wyclef: *walks close up to him* Hey man. Are you actually sing the song?
Cappelle: ....You're too close to the fire! You're too close man! *chokes out of Wyclef*
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To ejaculate in the face of a woman.
Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?
Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!
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When a man releases a massive amount of cum on a woman’s body making their dick like a broken fire hydrant when they cumshot a woman
I was fucking yo bitch last night and gave her the good old fire hydrant
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A word that friend auto corrects too
He is just a fire daddy
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the one day when there were no heros to save the towns books. there was a fire and nothing was burned exept books. the fire was everwhere but everything else was fine.
there was a literation-fire in fallen nevada the other day
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