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The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.
man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"
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Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.
My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg
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Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.
The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.
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A god created by Jared Hodgkins.
"Hey look man, it's Global Jesus!"
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(n) - a level of awesomeness and humorous superiority , known by lots of people and , known for a special characteristic that you do most of the time. this is achieved through years of mental development and just being down right awesome.
- the words of choice are as followed:
ezpz
lol / lmao / rofl
cool story bro / riveting tale chat / etc.
- must know how to dance
( break dancing , pop locking , etc. )
- types emoticons after every sentence
- is overly obnoxious to a point it can even be considered ''annoying'',but your still loved regardless.
- your swag is on point like a pencil , nuff' said.
Black Jesus you're so awesome
Hey you know that kid Black Jesus? I heard he can breakdance.
O Shit Black Jesus Your so fucking awesome.
Which someone could teach me how to be Black Jesus
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The most disruptive figure in all of humanity, and the universe’s most nonreligious figure, whose death on the cross now allows humankind to have a direct communication line with their Creator, without daily, weekly, monthly, or annual rituals, rites, and animal sacrifices, or obeying man-made religious laws.
In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.
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