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A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.
Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!
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Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.
In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.