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A motivation song by U2. Often used to cheer your buddies who has a bad day; but not for fat people, because the lyrics can be misconstrued as an insult.
Poor Bono. When Oprah laments about her weight gain, all he wanted to do was break into the song, "Stuck In A Moment" to cheer her up... Alas, he knew better... took her to a nice restaurant instead.
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When something possesses you to say something really stupid
If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*
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when a completely white, all-american girl falls madly in love with her asian friend.
Alex had a yellow moment as she fell madly in love with asian friend Soh the moment she feasted her eyes upon him.
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The very minute reality gives you a slap in the face, for every dumb fuck you ever dated, or fell inlove with, for every asshole that broke your heart, for every wanna be man who claims he's the answer to your prayers, for everytime you gave your whole heart, for every lie you ever bought and for every second you ever wasted on just a worthless peice of shit, for every husband who's wives let them sleep around cause they cant keep up with their quote sex drive, for every breath wasted is an oop's moment.
Girl- Are you married?
Guy- Technically I am, but we've been talking divorce.
I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him
....dont buy into his lies, this is a trap.
if you have done this, it was an "Oops Moment"
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When a monster is completely and utterly murked
Person 1: "I just beat murked a monster without taking any damage"
Person 2: "That's ebic! This is a certified Rainy Moment!"
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When someone, or a group, acts as though they are doing something amazing, or phenomenal, or "really meaningful" or important, when to everyone else they are just humiliating themselves.
Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.
My biggest Guffman Moment was in high school when I auditioned to be one of the male cheerleaders, while wearing a self-designed costume with puffy sleeves and gold lame' short shorts. At my 20th reunion, they were still teasing me about it.
At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.
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