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Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.
Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.
Someone who needs to touch some grass.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
Intervention in case of a serious internet addiction
We just met up and had an internetion with him. Last chance before we pull the plug on him.
Getting an unexpected d*ck pic
Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
Getting an unexpected d*ck pic
Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
When you get an unexpected dick pic.
Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?
Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches