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A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket
Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom
Pit stains, the sweaty stains that occur in the armpits when one is sweating...
Guy 1: bruh you nervous?
Guy 2: yeah man, how could you tell?
Guy 1: you got mad onion rings bro
Guy 2: oh shit
THE HOLY GRAIL FOR FAT FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN THERE MOMS BASEMANT
im fat i use onion rings as wedding rings
Kane's specific pronounciation of Onion Rings before it became a meme
'Onion Rings'
When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.
"Who left the giant 'dump ring' in my toilet!!!"
After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.
I have to go wipe my muck ring .
To not get lipstick on your teeth you put a finger between your lips and pull through. This will remove the product located on the inside of your lips and prevent it from transferring to your teeth. It also leaves your lipstick like a ring on your finger.
Girl 1: The lipstick keeps getting on my teeth!
Girl 2: Just put your finger between your lips and pull through.
Girl 1: Yes, but that will give me a lipstick ring on my finger and this lipstick doesn't come off easily.