cargo shit

noun
A large poop, containing cargo (such as corn).

verb
The act of leaving such a poop.

1. "At the party last night, someone upperdecked my fucking toilet."
"Gross, dude"
"Worse than that, it was a fucking cargo shit."

2. "Yo, I totally cargo shit in Eric's toilet last night."
"Nice, dude."
"Better than that, it was an upperdeck."

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shit brown

The color of ones shit.

Holy shit, your painted your car shit brown!
That helmet is not even black, its brown.. its shit brown.

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go shit

pashtu-english for "I do not wish to discuss the situation with you at this time"

go shit

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No shit Sherlock

The witty response to a statement of sorts

Sam: Ugh I wear too much makeup!
Drew: Yeah, no shit Sherlock!

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American Shit

"American shit"
Is used by most Germans to insult the way Americans do things.
such as, you may have heard the phrase

"Whats this American tv shit?"

such as when Animal face off hit animal planets tv network.

"What a kind of american TV shit....
A caribian marine shark from vs a hippo from Africa.

*with animation of them fighting*
the following comment was added
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A freshwater african hippo visit a caribian marine shark!

Must live in AMERICA to believe, that the world is so small and simple! "
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Al tho its not just the Germans who post statements like this.
it is also the middle east,Poland,Netherlands,iraq,china,Vietnam,Argentina, and partly the United Kingdom

The term is most used when something incredibly stupid is done by a American.

Hank: dude i just sent you a link to my new video.

Suffery: Whats this stupid American shit?

Hank: its not stupid.

Suffery: you lit a firecracker in your mouth and it blew up..

Hank: got bored..

Suffery: Ugh stupid Americans.

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shit fucker

a way you can discribe a complete asshole

dude, That SHIT FUCKER just cut you off!

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shit chill

When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.

I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.

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