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When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.
The act of a consistent smoker who had a breathing hole put into their throat, giving a blow job, through the breathing hole, often making a vacumn clogging sound, other than a blowjob making a mop bucket sound.
I went over to Doris's house yesterday, and she got up to get something to drink, next thing I know, she tripped, and gave me an accidental Deep Chesting.
A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.
Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.
When you hit the cervix and she says stop and you ram your dick in balls deep for 3 seconds
we're in the 4th quarter going deep 3
Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)
When you are having sex with your female partner and a moment before you cum in her ass, you choke her very hard and pull her towards you, mimicking the sound of a pump-action shotgun.
Last night Anthony came back from War and the first thing he did was to f**k her girlfriend and, to really feel home, he practiced some Deep Shotgun