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The act of shaving your girlfriend’s bsf’s pubes, then supergluing them to your mustache. After doing so, you rub the juiciest cum on your new mustache.
I miss my mustache so I did a Dirty Jackson.
When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal
Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.
an amazing person with a beautiful soul. but not to be messed with or you will die!! he is smart and loyal and hot af!!!
Micah Jackson is a goat!!
A relationship between a Jackson, and an Abigail is like a shooting star. It is beautiful, and once in a lifetime, and even though it flies across the sky and never returns, it will never be forgotten.
I wish I was as close as Jackson and Abigail.
jackson technology center is where people go to school to skip and smoke marijuana.
you: oh you go to jackson technology center
not you: yes i love skipping
the best boyfriend ever! truly a great guy- just the bee’s knees