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The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water
Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.
Yeah that’s a real Jacob move
The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob
Uh oh, there's jacob, better hide my girl dawg
asshole and a know it all
person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION
Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.
Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”
Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”
I love jacob😍
The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.
Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.
A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!
uglyass nigga that is sherm and he sucks dick for a living with desmond and has a small ass dick
uglyass jacob