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grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen

by Excabur February 26, 2021


Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse

"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020


Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022


can i lick your pussy

Licking a girls Virgina

Can i lick your pussy

by ROOMAN June 2, 2023


Jawg's Lick

When a male lets a animal with a long slimy tongue (mainly a giraffe or a cow) lick their penis
Name was inspired by the dog character from Mixels: Jawg.

Ew, Sawyer just did a Jawg's Lick to a Brahman Bull

by MonsterJamXBlueyFan September 29, 2022


CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021


lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)

Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”

by Momof9cats January 26, 2023