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matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020


matthew

a guy who doesnt shut the fuck about breaking bad

matthew:breaking bad is a good show
random guy: well your not wrong

by cjwinners21 September 20, 2022


Matthew

I love you my pookie wookie dookie bear. ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

Matthew is my pooks not yours

by Biggiewiggey204 May 23, 2024


Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.

"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"

by fbi_femalebodyinspector March 13, 2024


Matthew

Matthew is the type of person who will always be at your side no matter what. He has a heart of gold and is the sweetest guy you've ever met. Matthew might not be the smartest or the wittiest but he is the most patient man you''ll ever meet with amazing surprises up his sleeve. He's modest, and fun to be around and can be the most extroverted or introverted person you'll meet, just depends on the people he's around with. Matthew is the type of person you should never let go of, amazing overall :)

-Dude did you see that guy standing there with a group of people?

- yeah, hes totally a Matthew

by clickityclackityquack August 6, 2022


Matthew

Seggsy AF

Girl 1: wow he's really hot
Girl 2: he must be a Matthew

by Firenick2722 October 20, 2021


Matthew

Epicc GAMER WHO pLAYS foRTNITE EVERY day

Matthew is very EpIc

by MattTheEPICCgAmEr69 October 30, 2019