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A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
A guy that loves Perry county isn't born in America, makes sure his hair is always combed, and thinks everyone around him is laughing at him.
If you hear someone say are they talking about me? it must be Mike Groff
(v) the act of having sex for less than 3 minutes in an auditorium bathroom.
Kid: "Teacher can I use the restroom"
Teacher: "As long as you don't mike v. That is not school appropriate."
A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate
Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro
a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life
Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.
mike moon is a super talented artist who sings under many different genres, most commonly known as "aesthetic rap" but mike creates his own genre that nobody else can ever replicate. mike is super interactive with his fans, going live on instagram , and always saying super kind things to his fans <3
Poser: "Yo bro!! have u ever heard of Shady Moon?"
Real 1: "Bro, don't u mean Mike Moon💀"
Known as the ultimate warrior and idiot of Arab Squad, loves Fortnite and Soccer but he also loves picking his nose
Jesus first always
Mike you little tigger You’re a dickhead fam