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When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!
A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.
Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?
Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "
"No he gave her the mike job instead"
Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.
I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.
Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.