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When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
The Alabama boys are they boys who drive around town in their squatted vehicles and they squat their vehicles with their daddy’s money. They don’t work for any of their vehicles they are the boys who go to truck meets and meet their friends at “ the pig” and “target”because they have nothing better to do. The Alabama boys are the most “country” and “ghetto” people they have their vehicles to look “ghetto” but they dress “country”. Alabama boys have nothing to do so in their spare time they rev their engines going down the road to make them seem “hard”. Alabama boys are not to be messed with they will all play you. Some think they are to cool for a girlfriend and some make up excuses like they have touch stuff going on
Hey let’s get all of the “Alabama boys” together and go meet at the pig
When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.
Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.
One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.
Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!
During rough sexual intercourse you confuse ur date by calling her your sisters name .
Oh baby your so hot I want to give ya a Alabama cock slam ,
When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).
Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice