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when your poop comes out really messy and you need to do a lot of wiping to clean your butthole
dude, i just took a hot poop and it was so messy
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Part of McDonald's delicious breakfast menu; best paired with an enormous sausage patty, a cardboard carton of milk, and a plastic cup of orange juice.
"I'd like an order of Hot Cakes and sausage, a milk, and an orange juice; no extra syrup needed!"
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A woman from Toronto who believes that she is atleast 3 points hotter than she actually is.
These women will seldomly visit cities like Montreal where the women are much hotter and much more humble.
Bob: Dude, that girl has quite the attitude!
Dude: That's Toronto Hot
Bob: Huh? thats because girls are so ugly in Toronto, even at 4 things she's a 7.
Dude: That's fucked.
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An immature prank played by baseball players where one player lights another player's laces on fire.
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Mookie Wilson: Do you smell smoke?
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
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When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.
I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.
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A particularly attractive woman with at least one child; a more polite alternative to "mom I'd like to f___".
Many of today's TV and movie actresses are what I'd call "hot mamas".
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v. when a chick puts ice in her mouth whilst performing oral copulation
That Japanese hooker gave the best ICY HOT, for a mere 12 dollars. Cold to stimulate and hot to get me off.
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