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When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.
Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.
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To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.
When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.
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To do the best you can with the knowledge you have.
Dienamik: So, if I were to cum in your mouth would you spit or swallow?
White Girl: Swallow. Not sure if I could take your large load all at once, but I'd give it the old college try.
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A person who is 6 years old. Does kid stuff. Unlike how Killme127 would like you to interpret them, they are at the end of the day children who are simply growing up.
i 6 year old
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To top off a pair of titties with a load of jiz in a classy way, of course.
Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.
The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.
The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.
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see lemonparty. When gay old men have a gay old time.
My grandpa had a gay old time with other grandpas in my bed, daddy!
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Friend 1: "Michelle, kindly adjust your dress."
Friend 2: "Yeah, way to give the old college try."
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