Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

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Gas Bag

Someone who talks utter bullshit, and is known to be a liar or a gossiper.

"Bruv I got 100% on my maths test." "Wow Shafin, you are such a gas bag"

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Armageddon Bag

This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...

Hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?

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Fruit Bag

Coined by Trentanian Devl insulting x KYJellyFish x during a freindly game of Halo 3. Originally it didn't sound like and insult until KYJellyFish laughed his ass off at Trent and deemed it a worthy insult over XBL. Fruit Bag has become an alternate way of calling people: Fags, Retards, Homos, Garbage etc.

Shut the fuck up Fruit Bag!

OMG You're such a Fruit Bag!

Suck it Fruit Bag!

I Fruit Bagged Monkey

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coot bag

Just another word for a really loose vagina.

After many uses, Jenny had a huge coot bag.

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speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

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Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

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