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Armageddon Bag

This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...

Hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?

by GMO Team January 24, 2011


Gas Bag

Someone who talks utter bullshit, and is known to be a liar or a gossiper.

"Bruv I got 100% on my maths test." "Wow Shafin, you are such a gas bag"

by Faiyaz69 March 19, 2016


coot bag

Just another word for a really loose vagina.

After many uses, Jenny had a huge coot bag.

by rufio ;) January 16, 2009


speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

by Jack Dawson November 21, 2007


Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

by flapdoodle13 August 04, 2010


baw bag

British; The scrotum of a male, a mans nut sack.

That girl took my baw bag in her mouth and started humming the Star Spangled Banner. It was a little bit money.

by Mark Morgan January 23, 2005


phone-bagging

A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.

Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”

I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out

by VonSteuben January 08, 2018