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Some random guy that keeps asking me if I know him
Peter Parker : "I'm Peter Parker, do you know me? I'm Spider man"
Me: "no I don't know you"
Someone that appears way too much in talk shows. A person that could easily be disliked by a whole country.
Nobody knows why they pronounce the R in Peter R. de Vries.
Bob: Hey did you see Peter R. de Vries on TV last night?
Jan: Man, there was not 1 channel which didn't show his face.
Eve: OMG I can't get Peter R. de Vries out of my head! He's been on television the whole week already. Would you date him?
Alice: Really... I don't date grumpy old men.
Childish Gambino: Aye Chance you see that girl
Chance the rapper: yeah bro she seem mad
Childish Gambino: yeah because I said "All she needed was some..."
Chance the rapper: "peter wood"
Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.
I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.
En tidsperiod då du tar upp sömnbrist och stänger koncentrationsförmågan
Ah, jag hade lektion hos Peter igår och efter vettu jag var inte trött efter samtidigt som jag märkte ett svarthål i mitt medvetande i ungefär 1 timme.
A man who never eats but is never hungry
Peter sullivan” I feel sick”
Julian: “have u eaten today?”
Peter: “yeah I had some air for breakfast”
Julian: ...
Another great guy. He’s one of a kind. Sometimes he’s annoying and a little stupid (in mathematical situations) but he’s still amazing. He’s always there for you and always tries to empathize with you. Get yourself a Finn Peters!
Zowee Stryke: Look it’s Finn Peters!
Loocie Kola: He’s great.