phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.

John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!

Ghost Phone

When you take your phone out of your pocket and feel or think your phone is still in your pocket.

Guy one: "Shit dude why are you spazzing out?"
Guy two:" Just had a ghost phone moment, but I put my phone on the table."

cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.

Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.

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oppo pHONE

Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's

HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oppo pHONE

Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's

HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.