it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.
Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"
Rude Person "No."
Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."
a level of fucked up that one gets when they’re extremely high. mostly in one of the top 5 highs of your life. if you remember the most high you’ve ever been and you get higher then that, this would be a retarded butthole high.
Guy: Dude you were so fucked up last night
Dude: I know bro i was full retarded butthole
Also known as the MCYT Fandom. Often caused by the lack of a father figure.
Symptoms may include: Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Pedophilia, An Aura of second-hand embarrassment, Failing grades, and the inability to make friends
Person 1 “Omg did you see (INSERT IDENTITY-LESS CONTENT CREATOR)’s stream? Skskkdkskskskdk I LOVE HIM-”
Person 2 “Please stop indulging in mass retardation and get the hell away from me.”
A person who has been diagnosed with a retardation.
I went to the doctor and they told me I was somewhat autistic, now I'm a RR (registered retard).
The adjective of "retard". Used in the same way as "epic".
"We had the game. Eight seconds left and DonkeyQueen manage to suicide. A truly retardic moment."
"My GF bought Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma. A retardic buy"
To exclude the retard library from your school end work.
Does not apply (just #exclude <retard>).