I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

Russian edging

When your committing the act of edging think of your dad and try not to bust a huge load

Woah, did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake!

Russian edging

while committing the act of edging think of your father titty fucking a frog

Woah! Did you see Cameron Russian Edging while eating cheesecake

The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.

I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.

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russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.

"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

russian pipe

when a fire cracker is lit and put down a fence pipe and then a volenteer sits down on the pipe, While smoke going you their ass. then another person fucks and cums inside the ass while smoke come out the mouth

russian pipe