when you have to take a shit so bad that its halfway out of your asshole
"dude you excuse me for a minute, I'm brown-capping really bad"
"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"
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When you eat curry for a straight week then your shit squirts out.
Man i had the worst brown lightning after dinner last night.
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The day following a night of heavy drinking/toxic eating, where one would poop his/her pants while sleeping or while awake.
Nothing like a Brown Day to kick off the new year.
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When some one wipes their ass and their thumb knuckle hits their asshole before the toilet paper does, causing them to have shit on their knuckle.
Tom had to use extra soap to get off the brown knuckle.
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a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.
Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.
Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.
Man 1: oh ok.
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When your partner consumes a strictly corn diet the entire day prior to anal sex and leaves your dick covered in corn laden feces upon removal from her or his rectum.
Did you guys here about Emily and Alex. She found out he was cheating and gave him the brown cob!
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Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.
Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.
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