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When you like a guy/girl and your friends, normally all but one are, against the idea of you being together for no reason, if any, their idiot ones
Girl 1: *dreamy sigh* we’re so perfect together, we’re literally gonna get hitched
Girl 2: yeah I can see that
Girls 3,4,5: omg he’s so bad and dumb and not worth it
Girl 2: ignore them, they just think it’s a unfavorable crush
Girl 1: yeah...oh well
When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
When you find someone attractive and can see yourself doing intimate things with them.
You see how Lisa was looking at me? She must wanna get crushed!
When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller
My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing
Also known as the SABae. A mythical creature found exclusively within the realm of "SAB.” The Sab Crush is a being who possesses unparalleled charisma, charm, and desirability amongst all attendees.
“now that he knows he’s my SAB Crush, he can find a way to message me if he wants to”
a bff your close to and i mean BFF and you slowly get a crush him/her/them
This is a club that's only members are guys that all teenage girls have crushes on. A few members include Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles and YOUNG Leonardo Decaprio. All men in the crush club are superior. Daddy DeVito is also included.
"Hey look at this famous celebrity, isn't he so cute!?"
"Omigosh he needs to be added to the crush club right now!!!"
They grabbed a pen and scribbled down the name Bob Duncan at the end of the list.