Someone who shits in the dark, no lights, nothing.
"I heard Danny shits in the dark"
"He's a true Dark Shisher"
The misspelling of cacao in dark cacao cookie
Person: I JUST GOT DARK COCOA COOKIE fgxjjfdtidlfjxstyhdtrysk
When something starts our really good but then ends up being really shitty and cringey. Like the movie Dark Shadows.
Bruh he totally dark shadowed me there. The date started out awesome and then he started freestyling.
Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.
Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate
Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.
Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"
The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.
Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...
lighting up a blunt.
boy 1: "hey, what are you doing?"
boy 2: "aboutta spark a dark, you?"