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Girl, you about to get your daily donkey.
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A double donkey blumpkin is a sexual act wherein two men sit on toilets facing each other, and recieve fellatio as they evacuate their bowls. Both men should climax simultaneously, and at the moment of climax punch their partner in the occipital lobe as hard as possible.
Rex, Jan, Jill and I had a Double Donkey Blumpkin party last night... it was a mess, there's shit everywhere.
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A guy or girl who would pay $20 to see a donkey have sex with a woman or man and have the beast ejaculate in his or her asshole.
She paid good money to see a twomp donkey creampie and was infuriated when it turned out to be a mule and a monkey.
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It is on like donkey kong is not a saying.
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Chris and Chris on the pull. The vision of two Swamp Donkeys together.....
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something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.
I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.
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The act of a blind siding punch to the rear of the head, delivererd to a Mexican by another Mexican, both of whom are in the United States on work Visas. This act is usually witnessed shortly after the two have eaten taco bell!
Witness #1: There go Olan and Victor just returning from Taco Bell.
Witness #2: Holy Shit! Olan just straight gave Victor a Mexican Donkey Punch!
Witness #1: Yo Quiero!
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