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max kirkby

If you know a Max Kirkby, he definitely loves food, sleep, and chipotle! The chubbiest people known to man always have the name: Max Kirkby but they are dangerous so be careful that they don’t “Come round your house and spark your jaw!”

Max Kirkby is going to come round my house and spark my jaw!

by Olly Freeman November 24, 2021


HOT MAX

A way to describe the "Arriva Max" brand which is the best brand to ever exist. A colloquial term used by North eastern bus people

That is a HOT MAX bus. 7514 is a HOT MAX

by Cumty durex bumholes August 1, 2022


Hot max

Used by North East Bus enthusiasts to describe the Arriva bus brand "MAX"

Seen a hot max 7514

by Cumty durex bumholes August 1, 2022


Max Beringer

loves child porn and everything about little children

Max Beringer loves kids

by 2008MaxBeringer26AinsleyAvenue June 27, 2024


Max and Trevor’s high five

The high five means that they think that there smarter, taller, or just better. It usually starts with “Gottem”. If you hear this you need to stop them. If they high five they probably just made a stupid joke or made fun of you. Why I do not know they are another species entirely

Max and Trevor’s high fives sucks

by Aaaaaaaaamkkkkkk November 14, 2019


Bucket Max

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great

way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.

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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...

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by Playtard July 16, 2019


Max Sites

Max is my boyfriend!! Hes so pretty and handsome and i love him so much!! Hes my favorite boy ever and im so proud that i get to say hes mineee <3

Max Sites is Avas!!

by avalynn0610 April 22, 2024