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Emo kids giving head while crying
After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.
When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!
Sam: sounds awesome
Hey, you want a drink? Yeah, I'm so parched I'm blowing dust bubbles.
When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''
Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''
Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.
that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing
Blowing snot into a tissue and throwing it onto the table instead of in the trash.
I can't stand it when Penny does a blow-n-throw during class!
A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.
Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!