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Immanuel is a tall and handsome fellow with dark, brown eyes and a nice smile. when Immanuel is in public, every girl within 100 meters starts swooning over him. Hes the most charming man you will ever meet, even though hes got a stink cloud constantly surrounding him
Girl 1: "I love Immanuel Thomas so much."
Girl 2: "Stay back, Immanuel is my man!"
A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.
Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.
the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.
“Oh look it’s thomas jolley”
“what a beautiful specimen”
Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there
noun/ Loser, No friends, unable to get a life
Man: Hi, What's you're name?
Nolen Thomas: Nolen Thomas
Man: *cries profusely*