You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

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I don't want to ruin our friendship

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.

Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

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I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

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I don't even eat pie cuz

Something to say when you ain't tryna do shit with them.

Dan: Ayo Tristan, you trying to got to a movie
Tristan: I don't even eat pie cuz *Walks away*

don't let the dogs pound up in here

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

Please Don't Add Your Own Soundtrack

Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up

Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack

Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.